My family has long had a love hate relationship with zucchini. My
grandparents, mom and I have planted one plant each and every year for
as long as I can remember. Until about mid-August every loaf of
fresh-baked zucchini bread tastes like it came straight from heaven.
But then it happens. At the end of summer, we’re just sick of zucchini.
Then it begins: The tooth and nail fight to give away as many zucchini
as possible to all unsuspecting bystanders.
Once, when I came home from college, my grandma hid an entire 15
pound box of them in the trunk of my car. That’s what I get for leaving
my car unattended for a split second in late August.
This year, as I watched in horror as the last of the tiny fruit on
my plant quadrupled in size overnight, I thought “What the hell am I
going to do with that?”
So I hit the books and came up with some solutions for those of you
who, like me, are cursed with too many zucchini. And, of course, at
this point in the summer, you’ve cooked them every way you can think of
already. In an era of double-digit price increases at the grocery
store, it’s downright criminal to waste perfectly good food. The
zucchini is a valuable ally to budget conscious cooks. It’s
inexpensive, nutritious, and its mild taste makes it a good recipe
stretcher. Anyone who likes to save a buck should revere the zucchini.
It’s just a question of figuring out what to do with so darn many of
them.
Well, don’t give up and throw them away. After all, zucchini are
America’s thriftiest veggie. They selflessly produce and produce enough
to feed you many times from just one plant. If we were all starving
cave people, we would have really appreciated that, so now is the time
to repay that karmic debt and thank the zucchini for keeping our New
World ancestors from starving.
First, if you are out of ideas, a trip to the library to pick up a
new cookbook may be just what the zucchini ordered. Some of my personal
favorites:
The Victory Garden Cookbook by Marian Morash, has a dozen or more recipes for the humble squash, including quiche, stews, and spicy breads.
Another solid choice: Life’s Little Zucchini Cookbook: 101 Zucchini Recipes by Joan Bestwick has recipes for more exotic fare such as zucchini pudding and zucchini lasagna. The Classic Zucchini Cookbook
by Nancy Ralston has recipes for zucchini cookies. If your library
doesn’t have zucchini-specific books, most vegetarian cookbooks
dedicate plenty of space to this hard-working squash.
If you are up to your eyeballs in fruit and can’t spare a trip to
the library, here are a couple of examples of new, gourmet zucchini
recipes. I’ve tried them and they have made zucchini something to look
forward to rather than something to dread.
Zucchini Veggie Burgers
You’ll need
- 2 large eggs
- 3/4 cup toasted wheat germ
- 1/2 shredded jack cheese
- 1/4 cup chopped mushrooms
- 3 tbs. finely chopped onion
- 1/2 tsp each of thyme and dried rosemary
- 1 1/2 cup shredded zucchini
- cooking oil
Beat eggs, and in large bowl, stir in wheat germ, cheese, mushrooms,
onion, thyme, rosemary and zucchini. Season with salt and pepper, to
taste. On plastic wrap, shape mixture into 4 equal patties, each about
3/4 inch thick. Heat cooking oil in skillet. Cook patties over medium
heat for 4 to 5 minutes, until golden brown on bottom. Flip and do the
same. Serve on buns like a burger.
(This recipe has been adapted from The Low-Fat Vegetarian Cookbook from Sunset Books.)
Individual patties can be separated with wax paper, bagged and
frozen, and they are much cheaper and more yummy per serving than store
bought veggie burgers.
Zucchini with Lump Crab Meat
This is quick, easy and gourmet. Shred several medium or one large
zucchini, place in a casserole dish. Top with lumps of fresh crab meat,
and bake at 375 degrees until crab is warm all the way through.
If You Can’t Cook It, Save It
If you are sick of zucchini, shred what you have left and freeze it.
I shred and freeze zucchini, putting 2 cups in each bag. That’s how
much I need to make two loaves of zucchini bread. I may be sick of that
bread now, but in the middle of winter, it will be a nice change. I
just take the zucchini out of the freezer, thaw it and make fresh
loaves of bread.
Use zucchini as a filler in fresh-made pasta sauce. I turn all of
the end of year Roma tomatoes in my garden into sauce, then I freeze it
and use it all winter. Zucchini makes a lovely addition to that sauce
and freezes well.
And for the three people in America who don’t have a zucchini bread
recipe, here is the one my grandma passed down to me. It really is
delicious, and once baked freezes well.
Classic Zucchini Bread
- 1 cup cooking oil
- 2 cups sugar
- 3 eggs, creamed
- 3 cups flour
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 tsp soda
- 4 tsp cinnamon
- 1/4 tsp. baking powder
- 1 cup pecans
- 3 tsp vanilla
- 2 cups grated zucchini
Mix it all together, place in two greased and floured loaf pans.
Bake at 350 for one hour, or until toothpick inserted in the middle
comes out clean. Happy Eating!